Posts Tagged ‘Victoria’s Secret’

A Little Wickedness

Look, I used to get so irritated by the omnipresence of sexy Halloween costumes for women.  It seemed like once we (females) passed trick-or-treat age, the freedom to be creative, scary, fantastical, or over-the-top disappeared, and “shorten your skirt and show your tits” became mandatory.  Ugh, like, don’t tell me what to do, Halloween Industrial […] Read more…

Victoria’s Secret: A Rant

In middle and high school, I attended an all-girls Episcopal school. It was very small, everyone knew everyone, and at some point you were going to have had a sleepover with almost everyone else. Not at once, obviously, no one lived in a castle, but still. We got around. God, that still sounds wrong. Writing: […] Read more…

On Sizing

Size Range for Bravissimo’s “Alana” bra Short version: American bra sizing is wack and should be ashamed of itself. Short version Part B: The alphabet doesn’t end at D. Short version Part C: Do not trust Victoria’s Secret; that bitch will most likely lie to you. Long version: Heeeeere we go. Sorry. I think lots […] Read more…