Time Warner Cable is toying with me, but while I briefly have internet connection, I wanted to let you know that I’ve updated the Lingerie Dictionary post to include a photo gallery that identifies all the different styles I reference in the text. Enjoy! Read more…
Posts Tagged ‘bras’

Victoria’s Secret: A Rant
In middle and high school, I attended an all-girls Episcopal school. It was very small, everyone knew everyone, and at some point you were going to have had a sleepover with almost everyone else. Not at once, obviously, no one lived in a castle, but still. We got around. God, that still sounds wrong. Writing: […] Read more…

Y’all? Gather round, cuz I’m about to preach it.
Stop referring to yourself as your cup size. I mean it. “I’m a D cup.” “I’m huge; I’m an F cup.” “I’m pathetic; I’m, like, a double A.” “I’m a freakshow; I’m a JJ.” I totally used to do this, and I did it because I felt terrible about myself and my boobs. It irritated […] Read more…
Building Your Personal Lingerie Wardrobe – Bargain Hunter’s Edition
Loyal Reader Lady Mary asked me if I had any bargain hunting tips. Look, we all know how important our bras are, especially once we find the right size, because then we realize how fabulous we look and feel, and then we want all the bras ever. We know we should keep our lingerie wardrobe in […] Read more…

Building Your Personal Lingerie Wardrobe
So you’re getting to know your size, and you’re getting to know what’s out there in terms of styles. I’m sure you would LOVE it if I gave you a shopping list and sent you out to build a lingerie wardrobe, yes? Nah. Honestly, the kinds of bras and accessories you want to stock your […] Read more…

A Lingerie Dictionary
Okay! You know your size, or at least you know what to look for to determine a good fit, and you’re all empowered, and now you’re gonna do some window shopping online. And then you start reading, and there are all these crazy words, and you’re all “wtf is this madness?” No lie, lingerie can […] Read more…