Okay! You know your size, or at least you know what to look for to determine a good fit, and you’re all empowered, and now you’re gonna do some window shopping online. And then you start reading, and there are all these crazy words, and you’re all “wtf is this madness?” No lie, lingerie can […] Read more…
One of these cats is helpful when I’m baking. The other is not. Read more…
With the exception of substituting my personal crack, Cherry M&Ms, for peanut M&Ms, this recipe comes directly from the first cookbook I ever bought myself. It was at a book fair in the gym of my elementary school, and I believe I was in the fourth or fifth grade. It’s called Death by Chocolate Cookies […] Read more…
Size Range for Bravissimo’s “Alana” bra Short version: American bra sizing is wack and should be ashamed of itself. Short version Part B: The alphabet doesn’t end at D. Short version Part C: Do not trust Victoria’s Secret; that bitch will most likely lie to you. Long version: Heeeeere we go. Sorry. I think lots […] Read more…
I just walked in to a blue bag on my desk! A belated staff appreciation present– I DO feel appreciated! Thanks, attorneys! I shall keep my costume jewelry in it and feel terribly chic. Read more…
Nigella Lawson’s Chocolate Loaf Cake from How to Be a Domestic Goddess Julia Lambert (my twin sister) gave me this cookbook for graduation, because clearly she’s the best. Some of the recipes have been hit or miss, but I keep coming back to this one because it’s so simple and satisfying and yummy, and her […] Read more…
Hi. I’m blogging about underwear and baking. You’re welcome, Internet! So, look, I wanted to be a ballerina. I am probably the only little girl who ever wanted to be a ballerina ever ever ever in the history of the world, right? Sometimes in my dreams I am still an AMAZING ballerina, and when I […] Read more…