Stop referring to yourself as your cup size. I mean it. “I’m a D cup.” “I’m huge; I’m an F cup.” “I’m pathetic; I’m, like, a double A.” “I’m a freakshow; I’m a JJ.” I totally used to do this, and I did it because I felt terrible about myself and my boobs. It irritated […] Read more…
Loyal Reader Lady Mary asked me if I had any bargain hunting tips. Look, we all know how important our bras are, especially once we find the right size, because then we realize how fabulous we look and feel, and then we want all the bras ever. We know we should keep our lingerie wardrobe in […] Read more…
So you’re getting to know your size, and you’re getting to know what’s out there in terms of styles. I’m sure you would LOVE it if I gave you a shopping list and sent you out to build a lingerie wardrobe, yes? Nah. Honestly, the kinds of bras and accessories you want to stock your […] Read more…
Okay! You know your size, or at least you know what to look for to determine a good fit, and you’re all empowered, and now you’re gonna do some window shopping online. And then you start reading, and there are all these crazy words, and you’re all “wtf is this madness?” No lie, lingerie can […] Read more…
Size Range for Bravissimo’s “Alana” bra Short version: American bra sizing is wack and should be ashamed of itself. Short version Part B: The alphabet doesn’t end at D. Short version Part C: Do not trust Victoria’s Secret; that bitch will most likely lie to you. Long version: Heeeeere we go. Sorry. I think lots […] Read more…
Hi. I’m blogging about underwear and baking. You’re welcome, Internet! So, look, I wanted to be a ballerina. I am probably the only little girl who ever wanted to be a ballerina ever ever ever in the history of the world, right? Sometimes in my dreams I am still an AMAZING ballerina, and when I […] Read more…