To any idiot who says, “You a feminist? Do you burn your bras, then, huh? HUH? You burn your bras, you feminist,” you must reply calmly, “Fool. FOOL. Bra is my friend. My bosomest buddy. My inti-mate. Except for that balcony-cup Janet Reger one that was an inch too small and cut off the circulation to my head. Yeah. That one, I covered in gas and torched it outside the American embassy.”
How to Be a Woman
Bra, thanks for being a friend.
P.S. Do you like bras? Would you like to win a free one? The Parfait/Affinitas Giveaway closes tomorrow at midnight!