Cherry (or Peanut) M&M Cookies

With the exception of substituting my personal crack, Cherry M&Ms, for peanut M&Ms, this recipe comes directly from the first cookbook I ever bought myself. It was at a book fair in the gym of my elementary school, and I believe I was in the fourth or fifth grade. It’s called Death by Chocolate Cookies […] Read more…

On Sizing

Size Range for Bravissimo’s “Alana” bra Short version: American bra sizing is wack and should be ashamed of itself. Short version Part B: The alphabet doesn’t end at D. Short version Part C: Do not trust Victoria’s Secret; that bitch will most likely lie to you. Long version: Heeeeere we go. Sorry. I think lots […] Read more…

Chocolate Cake

Nigella Lawson’s Chocolate Loaf Cake from How to Be a Domestic Goddess Julia Lambert (my twin sister) gave me this cookbook for graduation, because clearly she’s the best.  Some of the recipes have been hit or miss, but I keep coming back to this one because it’s so simple and satisfying and yummy, and her […] Read more…

Hello, Gorgeous

Hi. I’m blogging about underwear and baking. You’re welcome, Internet! So, look, I wanted to be a ballerina. I am probably the only little girl who ever wanted to be a ballerina ever ever ever in the history of the world, right? Sometimes in my dreams I am still an AMAZING ballerina, and when I […] Read more…

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